
This is exactly what I say to goblins and ogres in Icewind Dale 2 before to make rain arrows on all of them.
“Now, sir, it’s my pleasure to introduce you to the royal court.
I must warn you, Mr. Newhouse, the English have a fine old temper.
We’re governed by our lusts.
You might find us rather racy.
Stand by.
…
I know.
Some of the gentlemen are wearing breeches cut above the knee.
It’s just INSANE!
Avert your eyes.
And I’m told that Miss Kitty Fisher has taken to drinking tea with lemon!
That WILDCAT!
And don’t look over there, but I think someone’s inventing the sandwich.
(laughing): Oh, you must think us giddy fools.”
[Casanova 1x03, BBC]
#DAT FACE #MY STOMACH HURTS #OHGODILOVEYOUENGLAND #I DIE


